Last night I heard a fearful sound, it was spears of mortality rattling against the window of my soul. "Time's up" it seemed to say.

I seem to be taking the latest news in my spectacular career rather harder than I should be... be careful what you wish for...indeed.

In the middle of all this destructive energy being levelled at me I am curiously uninvolved. In a replay of an event that happened 4 years ago and ended in dismal hell last night I interviewed my new boss. It was odd. Everyone wants my opinion on him...as if they really give a flying fuck what I think.

I have recieved some disturbing news regarding my future and am unsure how to proceed. This has led to an all night bout of insomnia and a certain amount of controlled anger. People. They just want to fuck with you. Fuck them all.

Sometimes I wonder what it is all about. Sometimes.

I worry, someone told me I think too much. Is this actually possible? I don't know, I'll have to think about it.

The Welsh are a problem. I have long been of the opinion that we should saw Wales off , tow it out and weld it to Ireland and make it into one large penal colony, which is what it is anyway.
My nerves are rattled and I fear I am going to turn on some poor bastard and explain the world in short sharp words.
My Gandmother used to say "What yourself my lad, your tongues so sharp you'll cut yourself". Mind she was a pointless old fucker and she's dead so who gives a fuck about her home-spun wisdom which she probably nicked from a cornflake packet anyway. Cunt.

and this is one seriously ugly skanky ho... http://www.maystardesigns.com/pictures.html

Ants, what are they about then? Running about everywhere doing fuck all to help the economy. People are always going on about how they can carry some much weight and work so hard, they're not smart enough to dodge my foot are they, little cunts.

[tom]
i want to fuck a dog in the ass

[mark]
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass

[tom]
i wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....and his ass

[mark and tom]
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog

[tom]
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

[tom]
tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I've found the dog

[mark, in mexican accent]
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

[music stops]

[mark]
its a Mexican pirate

[music continues]

[mark and tom]
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog

[mark]
fuck you

Look, if I was the type of person who gave a fuck what anyone else thought I would stop the constant badger references in my blog. But I'm not. So fuck off. And anyway they would get antsy if I didn't mention them, they like the fame.
My life is full of bizarre moments. Or maybe everyone's is? Who knows.

The Italian banker claims that Parmalat "lied to him". No shit... I'd hate to think he helped embezzle from his own bank... how very un-italian of him.
I hear enemabagjones is on for another impregnation exercise. Should be interesting to see how long it takes when he's actually trying to do it. My bet is six months, but that would include cutting down on alcohol and computer games, and they say children aren't a sacrifice.

This being nice to people is starting to play on my nerves, just this afternoon I have purposely been positive with over half a dozen people.