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It won’t go away, visions of twat tucks… I do wish some people would keep their
thoughts and hopes to themselves…

And Iranians.Who the FUCK do they think they are? A couple of young
English lads take a turn around the bay and the rag-heads go mad and
kidnap them. What do they mean “Iranian Water?”. Who the fuck gave the cunts water?
Bad enough they have oil. Twats.

George Bush. Exactly.

Mr Blair gave that Tory twat another pasting in the Commons yesterday,
like shooting fish in a barrel. Now there’s an odd phrase.
Why would you shoot fish in a barrel? And is there a prescribed method?
A particular weapon? And what sort of fish? Are we talking Chubb? Or Halibut?
Or is it a firmer fleshed beast? A Sea Bream for instance?
This is all getting too Jamie Oliver for my liking.

Someone has just given me a copy of a magazine called “Amakhosi”.
I shit you not.
It claims to be “Te official magazine of someone called The Kaizer Chiefs”.
What is it about African football teams? Why are they called such ridiculous names?
What is wrong with place names like Plymouth Argyle and Cowdenbeath?
And they’re all black. And crap.

My new home is twee, and nice. Too fucking nice, I reckon a party is in order.
And the badgers have gone astray.