So, this morning Sky News showed a helpful overhead shot of
the "Green Area" in Baghdad where Saddam is now being held.
Very nice.
Of course if some careless raghead bombs the shite out of him now
he's in the hands of Iraq it can't be the Yanks fault and it gets
us all out of the Shall we Shan't we hang the fucker question...

I'm feeling all out of sorts today, Canadian Independance day does
that to me every time.

Pilchards.
I opened a tin of pilchards. What a life.
I don’t know what was sadder, those poor little fish lolloping in tomato sauce
or me staring at them…odd.

I just wrote the phrase “Creative Rationale”. I ask you.
Why for fucks sake should creative ever be rational?

Sometimes I awake after a particularly bad night staring into the
abyss and shiver for hours.
Mind, this morning I leapt of bed in a jolly mood and
was assaulted by a shiny wooden floor.

After 9/11 many people found therapy a useful experience. Then again many people found mass genocide quite fulfilling too.
On a different note I was in a pub the other day and heard two guys arguing about the effect on the world post 7/11… c’est afrique

So, we’ve given the rag heads their land back. Fucking marvellous.

And we’ve revealed on international TV the details of how we’re
going to take Saddam to court in Iraq guarded by 4 Iraqi policemen…

I don’t know, maybe it’s just me but this sounds a little like giving the terrorists a few ideas… or maybe it’s a really clever trap the Yanks are hatching…they wave a bogus Saddam around and the whole of the Al Queda leadership will personally appear from their big palaces in Saudi and fall apologetically into their hands…

And another thing.
Right, you’re a mega rich Saudi guy who happens to
Enjoy blowing up Westerners for a laugh.
So, do you spend your time in snake-filled tunnels
In fucked up mountains eating goats arse?
Or, do you live a life of luxury in a palace with your mates
back home in Saudi with as many sheeps eyes as you can
munch and hot and cold running bitches?
Tough one.

Haddock are back in fashion but I’m glad most women have stopped short of pinning them to their breasts and are mainly happy crocheting small hats for them and calling them cute names.
Sorry, I meant poodles. Damn.