Easter... well..what's it all about, crucifying bunnies covered in chocolate... i never really got this stuff. Pinning christians to the cross...charming, I wonder if they had stoned Jesus to death would Christians wear rocks around their necks? What if he was bludgened to death with a halibut? Hardly bears thinking about really.

I watched the last Matrix film last night, well I hope it's the fucking last. That wanker in the black coat annoys me. And what about that chick? Ok so he can just about get any girl in the matrix and he picks a howler like Trinity.... and ok, so the Oracle died but really, was it the best they could do tojust bang in another black woman...Crap.

Ah well at least there's something to watch on TV as the US vs Iraq match startsto hot up again, nice to see that pussy George W. has fled to his ranch.