there are complex things going on... I'm currently doing a job that is so silly it makes me worried that my mam will find out. You know those really annoying pieces of crap mail that you get in your bank statements, the ones that say "extend your credit and you're ours for life" etc. Well, I'm writing them... and it's tough going. How many ways can you say "Hoy get a credit card now?" - up to now about 4 I reckon. Still, it pays the rent as they say. And actually it's quite amusing seeing how many ridiculous ways I can write the words so they don't quite make sense but the client can't quite say why... odd world.
I'm thinking of including a few pics of the badgers in them as an incentive. "Get a card, get a badger..." Although i suspect the response will be an overwhelming, "Badgers, we don't need your stinking badgers..."
There's a pair of kippers in the fridge calling me.