I see the palestinians have now learnt how to self ignite and are helping their jewish brothers to an early grave. Maybe we should take the age-old British stance that worked so well in Northern Ireland and just leave them to kill each other off, i know it's a long term policy but in the end they'll just all die, whic let's face it, is what we all really want anyway.
So it looks like Mr Beckham is going to El Spaniola for sometime, who can blame him? I've lived in Manchester and it's not as wonderful as u might think. In fact, with the exception of the Coronation St set, it's downright dull. Anyway I saw Mrs Becks on TV the other day I couldnt help thinking her tan needed a top up.
THe dogs are in fine voice at the moment, indeed when Mr sad bastard from next door came around last night to once again point out the obvious ("your dogs bark...etc") they were howling so loudly I couldn't hear him speak...good work dog creatures. I'm thinking of getting a Seal for the pool as they bark too. (Neighbour "Is that your dogs barking" Me "Fuck off or I'll get the seal to slap you about a bit".)... I think it will do our relationship the world of good.

Well, here we are again, stirred by the cunning writing skills of old enemabag I have decided to have a blog.
To touch on an old favourite topic I see that those naughty little explosive Isrealies have been at it again. I'm getting troubled by their downright thuggery in Palestine, now don't get me wrong I hate the ragheads as much as the next god-fearing westerner but I do think that finding yourself sitting next to a bunch of self igniting yids when you thought you were safely tucked up in your holding camp is a bit rich. ..we told you they were tricksey...
On the home front a touch of serious apathy has set in and i can hardly be bothered to call my neighbour a whinging cunt anymore.
This seriously demented loon actually thought I was going to have my dogs' voice boxes removed because the barking disturbes his pointless wife. (She looks like a good fucking kicking wouldnt disturb her actually). Anyway, in the end we reached an amicable settlement when I told him I would shoot his wife and arsefuck his cute little children if he even looked at my dogds again. moron.

Well, here we are again, stirred by the cunning writing skills of old enemabag I have decided to have a blog.
To touch on an old favourite topic I see that those naughty little explosive Isrealies have been at it again. I'm getting troubled by their downright thuggery in Palestine, now don't get me wrong I hate the ragheads as much as the next god-fearing westerner but I do think that finding yourself sitting next to a bunch of self igniting yids when you thought you were safely tucked up in your holding camp is a bit rich. ..we told you they were tricksey...
On the home front a touch of serious apathy has set in and i can hardly be bothered to call my neighbour a whinging cunt anymore.
This seriously demented loon actually thought I was going to have my dogs' voice boxes removed because the barking disturbes his pointless wife. (She looks like a good fucking kicking wouldnt disturb her actually). Anyway, in the end we reached an amicable settlement when I told him I would shoot his wife and arsefuck his cute little children if he even looked at my dogds again. moron.