So, we’ve given the rag heads their land back. Fucking marvellous.

And we’ve revealed on international TV the details of how we’re
going to take Saddam to court in Iraq guarded by 4 Iraqi policemen…

I don’t know, maybe it’s just me but this sounds a little like giving the terrorists a few ideas… or maybe it’s a really clever trap the Yanks are hatching…they wave a bogus Saddam around and the whole of the Al Queda leadership will personally appear from their big palaces in Saudi and fall apologetically into their hands…

And another thing.
Right, you’re a mega rich Saudi guy who happens to
Enjoy blowing up Westerners for a laugh.
So, do you spend your time in snake-filled tunnels
In fucked up mountains eating goats arse?
Or, do you live a life of luxury in a palace with your mates
back home in Saudi with as many sheeps eyes as you can
munch and hot and cold running bitches?
Tough one.

Haddock are back in fashion but I’m glad most women have stopped short of pinning them to their breasts and are mainly happy crocheting small hats for them and calling them cute names.
Sorry, I meant poodles. Damn.