Rules for getting in touch if you die and have a message from the "other side".
1/. Don't pick a dumbass, or Kevin Costner.
2/. Speak English, let's face everyone does, except Kevin Costner.
3/. Don't pick some arsehead symbol like a dragonfly to make contact through, only
Kevin Costner would understand and he's such an arsehead no one would believe
him.
4/. Avoid using children as spiritual conduits, they are children and therefore liars or
midget twats.
5/. Actually just keep it to yourself, you were probably boring when you were alive
so please give it a rest.