Ants, what are they about then? Running about everywhere doing fuck all to help the economy. People are always going on about how they can carry some much weight and work so hard, they're not smart enough to dodge my foot are they, little cunts.

[tom]
i want to fuck a dog in the ass

[mark]
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass

[tom]
i wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....and his ass

[mark and tom]
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog

[tom]
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

[tom]
tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I've found the dog

[mark, in mexican accent]
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

[music stops]

[mark]
its a Mexican pirate

[music continues]

[mark and tom]
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog

[mark]
fuck you