One day someone will invent a tablet you can slip into someone's drink and they stop being such a cunt. Why is it that people who start rumours and talk crap are always the first to try to legitimise this stuff?
I'm tired of the worms inside my head telling me to kill these people. Death is too good for them, we should let their wishes come true, all of them. Beware what you wish more.

This guy on trial in the UK for killing 2 girls... so one slipped in a bath of 5 inches of water and just drowned while her mate screamed and the guy watched then he accidently killed the other one. Then, being not guilty, he cut their clothes off and hid the bodies in a ditch... innocent m'lord...

I can't get a decent bacon sandwich on this continent, maybe it's time to move on. I hear the Australians can make a good sandwich if pushed.

Why are badgers such attractive little guys? And caterpillars are just crap.