In essence all men are fools. Although not as foolish women. Obviously.
I worry that we won't find the answer before death, and what if it turns out to be "Aubergine"?.
"Life is a minestrone" so the song once said. Well that's patently crap, an Italian soup? Let's face it if life was any sort of soup, other than primordial, it would be a hearty Scottish Broth.
Imagine this, you sidel up to some young lady in a bar, she catches your eye and doesn't vomit. You lean over and say "So, caught a bit of sun then eh?" Sorry it's just not going to work.
It has been pointed out that forgot to gloat about South Africa being kicked out of the Rugby world cup for being crap. I think gloating is out of place when something so superbly mirth making takes place.