Winona Ryder? where's she gone then? In hiding, or maybe someone shoplifted her. Mariah Carey, what on earth is she all about then? This midget with a monkey head? And who ever told her she had good legs, why oh why does she keep showing us them?
And Kevin Bacon.
Digital fucking cameras, everywhere you look, "snap" heay look at this picture of my bum... I worry for the world.
Did you know it was Bill Clinton who first started the search for Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq? There you go, democrat my arse.
Robert Mugabe, he's been on mind a lot lately, must have been that leaflet on Sexually transmited diseases I was reading in my Doctors.
Fat chicks, why on earth do we let them live? We could open Fat chick parks where we could hunt them with high powered rifles and crossbows... would make a good "Real TV" idea. We could call it "Oink".

Prince Charles fucks Chambermaid... good luck to him I say, anything is better than that Fuck-Pig Parker-Bowles, what's this two surname thing anyway? One for each arse in her case.

Enough. If the French like Zuma enough to let him off maybe they should let him live with them.