Think about this. In London thousands of people are marching against the power of Bush and Blair, those nice guys who brought us "Iraq 2 - The Fuck Up".
In Turkey people are driving cars full of explosives into British Consulates and killing innocent people by the dozen.
The link is obvious, but where's the fun?
Actually one of the banners in Trafalgar Sq did read "War Is Naughty". A very English sentiment. Maybe George and Tony should be sent to bed without supper?
Alternatively we could strip them and tie their sorry arses to a pole in Baghdad central.

Michael Jackson.
Will he never learn? Ok so he shagged a 12 year old lad, but at least he had cancer so the chances of him living to tell were slim.
Unless like Mikey you give him cash to get cured... odd. Still, maybe they'll put him in a youth correction centre, that should sort him..."oooohhh I'm bad.."

Whitby cod and chips. Now there's something worth missing...

Aardvarks, don't you just hate them? With their bendy noses and pokey little Bjorn Borg eyes. Pointless they are, I mean I've got ants all over my house and yet not one bloody aardvark has turned up to help. Maybe we should open a company that rents them out.

The Isrealies are quiet at the moment, probably building up for a really big christmas bang.

What happens if a tree crashes to the ground and there's no one there to hear it? Errrr... nothing? I suppose it just lies there feeling sorry for itself wishing it had chosen an easier form of zen experiment like simultaneous leaf shedding.

And cling film, why does it only ever cling to itself? Like a crap art director to a sad idea... now where's that wire car gone...

Bugger.