well bugger, I've just been presented with what old enemabag refers to as "a cripped idea". As fine a piece of plagarism I have never before seen. My god, this man knows no depths to which he won't go to to avoid good old hard work.
Another email informs me that Mr Apathy's long suffering spouse has burst asunder with another IT kid. He has named it Kurt and expects it to be goose-stepping within the year.
Fucking dog bit me on the nose this morning, that's the gratitude i get for feeding the little fucker. Dogs are just like women, fuck them up and they'll follow you around like a bad fart, be nice to them and they'll fuck you up.