Ok, now I'm really fucked off, just wrote lengthy blog and it wouldn't post...fucker.
Tom Cruise, faces down samurai, and aliens, and wives... then some saddo squirts him with a waterpistol and he loses it... what a twat.

And Australia...cricket... hahahaha laugh? I nearly fell off me ladder.

Made an interesting, if large pot of curry yesterday and went to a semi Jerry Springer experience to eat it. (one of the contestants was missing so it wasn't quite as odd as usual).
It was very nice, the day, not the curry which i felt lacked a certain something, probably 14 pints of lager and a few onion bhajis.
Actually it was like being grown ups, sitting around chatting and stuff. Even more so when Young Paul and his wifey turned up being dragged by the boisterous yet ever wonderful God-Daughter. very pleasant.

Before that we went house finding...
In dear old SA this is quite a strange thing and indeed I believe it's a National Sport on Sundays when the Springboks aren't being humiliated by Frogs.
Basically there ae thousands of houses from which the occupants are evicted for 5 hours, you can usually find them at garden centres and dodgy hambuger restaurants appeasing their off-spring with garbage food. Anyway, these empty houses are infested with an estate agent, who is usually a sad house-wife after some serious weekend cash, (and I mean serious these leech-like bastards charge up to 8% of the property cost...)
These people spend the afternoon patronising otherwise intelligent people, lying, misleading, generally taking the piss, stopping only to douse their heads in buckets of cheap perfume, (Rancid Butter by Chanel or the like), and spread huge amounts of make-up over their faces with palatte knives and draw big fake red lips over their tight, shrivelled mouths. And that's just the blokes.

The badgers are in a funny mood today, they seem to sense my fucked-off-ness and are milling about demanding attention and small treats of crow's liver and gooseberry preserve.

Sorry, just saw the Tom Cruise stroy on Sky again.... what a twat... have I mentioned this?