Well John Kerry then. Did ok.
Except for that salute and “reporting for duty” shite.
Still could be worse.

I still have a car sticker someone sent me from America
When Bush senior was going for re-election, it says,
“Lick Bush in ‘92”. An admirable ambition which could do
With a bit of reviving.

I hear that enemabagjones has been mercilessly excluded from
the big trip to Malaysia, sending the monkey but not the organ
grinder, tsk (sorry fatty).