woody allen once said that if he had breasts he wouldnt go out at night he'd just sit at home and play with them. Then of course he changed his mind and meant if he had step daughters... ho hum. Change is a good thing, we should welcopme the angel of change with open arms into every corner of our life. Alternatively we could take the devilish little bastard and nail him to the wall by his groin, stopping only to superglue his foul mouth and weld his fists up his arse. Just a thought.